2 oz Stolichnaya Hot vodka (Jalapeno Flavor)
3 oz Zing Zang bloody mary mix (alternatively, you can make your own with tomato juice, Worcestershire sauce, your favorite hot sauce, black pepper, celery salt, steak sauce, and vegetable juice)
1/2 oz of Guinness
couple dashes of Tabasco (optional)
1/4 tablespoon horseradish (optional)
Shake or stir all ingredients, pour over ice, and garnish with celery, olives, lemon, and lime.